Noise Explorer Mugs

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Theorbo

Future garbage truck driver.

Saxophone Player.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noisy energy?

Baby Playing Violin

Timpani.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Musical genres

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Computer Music

Dancing woman

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

Library Grand Opening

I love Marimba

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'