Noise Explorer Mugs

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Marimba

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Turn, turn and turn.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Saxophone Player.

Noisy energy?

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Timpani.

Musical genres

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Dancing woman

Computer Music

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

I love Marimba

Library Grand Opening

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."