Public Health Comic Fan Pillows

No smoking section, no sugar section and no salt sections.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Quick! 5-second rule!

Orthopaedist

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Have a nice day"

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

"It makes no sense. Uncontrolled reproduction until their host dies."

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

2020 Panic Room

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

Trump & WHO

COVID-19 fever

Pierce on Earth

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'