Public Health Comic Fan Mugs

No smoking section, no sugar section and no salt sections.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Orthopaedist

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Have a nice day"

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

Trump & WHO

COVID-19 fever

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

"It makes no sense. Uncontrolled reproduction until their host dies."

2020 Panic Room

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"

Pierce on Earth

'Oh, Boy! Swine flu vaccine!'

"Hey the concept of immunization is well accepted. A small shot now will protect you from the big guns later!"