Public Funds Aficionado Gifts

Surplus

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

EU Budget: '5% more and you're home free!'

'Should the U.S. motto be, 'In for a buck, in for a trillion'?'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Campaign Trail

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

Cost of Terror.

Tax Cuts Watering the Economy

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Debt Ceiling and False Ceiling.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'

Wise Guy Cookies.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Uncle Sam and Quantitative Easing.

'See the nice benefits?'

Sequester Sinkhole

'Law firm leadership is in a state of flux!'

1876 Election: Tilden-Hendricks Democratic Nomination Contradicts itself on Fiscal Policy

"Is it called a tax 'code' because it's difficult to decipher."

Parliamentary night sitting.

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

Office of Social Insecurity.

"We explained to the Minister that pension management fees were incredibly complex..."

"Mr. President, you are not above the law!"