Public Funding Advocate Gifts

Current events quiz...which well-known kids character do Trump and the Republicans want to stop funding?

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

"Defunding increases aggression."

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

The Monarchy and the BBC

'He made a mistake, lynch him!'

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

National Health Service

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'Please, sir. Help me open a kickstarter account...'

Wolf in sheep's clothing

'Hell, I was hoping we could avoid binding arbitration.'

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

'But I'm a volunteer.'

City Park - your tax dollars at play.

'The Take over game' Title.

Surplus

The First Unisex Rest Room

'I'm not sure this is what Thomas Paine had in mind.'

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

'. . . And Keith magically had to go to the bathroom right when the bill arrives. . . why do I always have to pay the lion's share?'

Ann didn't know whether to be flattered or flabbergasted when it took two men to replace her.