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Breast Feeding in Public

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Moulting"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'