Public Broadcasting Professional Pillows

'Begging comes easy for him... he used to be with a PBS station.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

New World Orders

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'