Public Bathroom Stories Gifts

'This one seems stuck, or the lock is broken.'

"This stool shall pass."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

WC problem.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Bug Bungy Jumping.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Mr Meier calendar

"Wash and Quo"

Pirate toilet.

Peeing in Space

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

New Power Shower!

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

Push button for loud noise...

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

You flushed? I was potty training it!

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

'Well, I'll be - Nothing has changed since I was flushed as a kid.'

"Where's your manners? Lift your feet"

Express line 15 seconds or less.

'Where's the loo please?'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

Woman: 'And after you've cleaned out the piping, i'd like you to replace all of the washers and this FILTHY old shower head.'

"Do you mind!"

Key in PIN No.

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

Before the invention of toilet paper.

Restroom.