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"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Love

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Tongue in the ear...

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

A couple holding hands

'Good morning Miss...'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Elderly couple

Valentine's Day Kiss

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'You guys are real friends!'

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

McHappy

My valentine

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Come on, I did it for you...'

It's always nice to get together with other cartoon animals and compare notes

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

"Have you come far?"