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"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Love

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Tongue in the ear...

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

A couple holding hands

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Good morning Miss...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Valentine's Day Kiss

Elderly couple

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'You guys are real friends!'

McHappy

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

My valentine

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

"That's it Bruce, get the darn ants, they're driving me crazy!"

"Have you come far?"

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"