Pub Point-of-viewer T-Shirts

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Men's fragrances...

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Men gossiping

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I forget to drink."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Just water for me, please."

Barman In Love.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"