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"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Lynching on social media

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Good game."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker