Science Philosopher T-Shirts

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Ban on Free Speech

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

What's normal?

"I don't like the looks of that!"