Philosophical Scientist T-Shirts

Celebrate the curious mind with our witty t-shirts for philosophical scientists. Perfect for sparking conversations while showcasing their love for science and philosophy in style.

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"Are we allowed to pray?"

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Thinking Gears

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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Thomas Mann.

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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Ban on Free Speech

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf." mockup

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!' mockup

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

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Voltaire

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?" mockup

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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What's normal?

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Philosophical Scientist T-Shirts Collection

Philosophical Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for philosophical scientists—witty, clever, and perfect for coffee or tea lovers intrigued by the mysteries of the universe.

Philosophical Scientist Pillows

Decorate their space with pillows featuring smart, funny designs for philosophical scientists. Comfortable, inspiring, and conversation-starting.

Philosophical Scientist Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate science and philosophy—perfect for inspiring a curious mind and decorating their favorite space.