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"You can accomplish anything, if you don't put your mind to it."

Man Walking On Missiles With Metal Detector

"Ever get the feeling the all-powerful one is just mocking us?"

The conscious and unconscious are constantly at war with each other...

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Omglog comes down the mountain...with one commandment.

"Do you believe in karma?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Good game."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Thinking Gears

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.