Psychology Philosopher Pillows

Mental Baggage Claim

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Lynching on social media

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Good game."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'