Psychology Jokes Gifts

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

X-ray Psychology.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Clown Wife

Some scents are nonsense.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Boardroom cream pies.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Two Daleks fighting

Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Lift off, we have lift off...'