Psychological Journeyer Pillows

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

ET Mishap

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Buddhist photo albums,

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

Reflection (with bubbles)

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"