Psychological Growth Enthusiast Gifts

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

Others will fight for you

Reach for the Star.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

That party went well.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"You left your demons here last week."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Congratulations on the new you!

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."