Psychic Believers Gifts

'If you'd given me something I'd have warned you about that.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Pie Filling Reader

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

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