Psyche Of Chance T-Shirts

"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"Woah - random!"

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

An affair to remember.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Don't worry about it -- we all have naughty thoughts now and then.'

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"What do four ones beat?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

You can't go back.

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

'Excuse me, can I borrow your pin?'

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"