Psyche Of Chance Pillows

"We will be back with more betting after this short programme."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I don't like to take chances.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"Woah - random!"

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

An affair to remember.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

'Don't worry about it -- we all have naughty thoughts now and then.'

"You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order."

"What do four ones beat?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

You can't go back.

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

"I call it, 'wheel'. I spin it, drop this pebble, and if you don't guess where it stops, I take your stuff."

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

'I bet the farm at roulette and won. What am I going to do now with 37 farms?'

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

Your luck. Ernie, no!

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.