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Barks in code.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I'm not happy."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Newton's Law and Order.

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Now read that back to me.'

We have control of you brain.

Cookie Thief

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.