Psg Fan Pillows

Neymar

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Centaur Forward

Egyptian Football

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Watching the football.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Men can show their emotions!

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.