Pseudosciences Pillows

"I swear, since I started sleeping with that bar of soap under my pillow I haven't had nearly as many brain cramps."

The Style of Elements

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Dog phrenology

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Trepanning for gold"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"For Feng Shui I'd like to move your liver above your lungs.''

Science deniers Soc.

Documentation Please

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"