Pseudoscience Aficionado Pillows

Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.

Phrenology Patch

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Dog phrenology

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Frankenstein egg.

Galilei Galileo.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"But is it renewable...."