Pseudoscience Aficionado Prints

Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.

Phrenology Patch

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Graduation Speech.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Dog phrenology

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Frankenstein egg.

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Galilei Galileo.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.