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"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

David and Goliath.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."