Provocative Pioneers Gifts

Porn Pioneer

Internet.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Meet the author.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

The Limits of Satire

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

"That's very controversial!"

"Siri, how do I build a cabin with no freakin' tools?"

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

"How do I google something with this?"

'The problem with being a protest singer today is trying to fit 'quantitative easing' into a chorus.'

'Isn't it nice to see Mother getting involved in something...'

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Art Gallery.

Trump the Banana Republican.

Jesus Trump