Proud Southerner T-Shirts

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Right Here

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

EGGS laid in America

Country Music Awards

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Bed, Bath & Younder

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

A Redneck Christmas

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Redheaded Step-Twins.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'