Proud Southerner Gifts

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

William Faulkner

Last Chance For Reality

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Right Here

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

I heart my bum.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

EGGS laid in America

Country Music Awards

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Bed, Bath & Younder

The American Dream: Pause to Honor the American Work Ethic.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

A Redneck Christmas

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

Redheaded Step-Twins.

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."