Proton Persona T-Shirts

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

My Spam Sketchbook

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Closet.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

Henry Moore

Pantone Worst Color of 2020

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

Public Speaking Shoes

Home/work masks.

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

'I want something that says I'm a death and sex obsessed psycho... with a heart of gold.'

"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

Topless Bar

Crematorium Wheelie Bin

"Yeah, I'm between women, as usual."