Exaggerated Persona Admirer T-Shirts

Henry Moore

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

My Spam Sketchbook

Nick Cave

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Marlon Brando

Walter The Sea Monster

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

Ronni Ancona.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

Trump holds up an image of a blivet

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Jemaine Clement

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

The Cheap Trick

Man sawing a woman in half and removing a television

Dick Strawbridge

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."

"I believe this is your table"

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."