Exaggerated Persona Admirer Pillows

Henry Moore

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magician Playing Golf.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Walter The Sea Monster

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

Trump holds up an image of a blivet

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

Jemaine Clement

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

King James II

"I believe this is your table"

The Cheap Trick

Man sawing a woman in half and removing a television

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

"Hi, I'm Zeus, the man behind the myth."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."