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Jump, then wait. Only when she asks may you grab the Queen by the ankles.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Crocodile Selfie

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

My First Bitcoin.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Bureaucraze...

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Developing links within business.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.