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"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

COVID Road Map

"I'm going in."

The end of election 2016

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"I propose we build a panic room."

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International Women's Day

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

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"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."