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Freedom

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

Pearly King and Queen

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

COVID Road Map

"I propose we build a panic room."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"I'm going in."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The end of election 2016

International Women's Day

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

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"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Bubbling

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"Do you want the Boss or someone who knows what they are talking about."