Protection Planner Pillows

"Oh yes, I'm thoroughly enjoying my private beach."

Protection for the world

Protection for Shootings in the USA

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

ACME Balloon Company.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

Engineer on the move.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Clear construction agreements are important.