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"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

'I guess it was time to clean out the refrigerator.'

Grades of booze

Back in 20 mins

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

Cherub and old angel

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

Race to the top

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

"Well, to be perfectly honest, the dream of every gander is to marry a goose that lays golden eggs..."

The Road Less Travelled.

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

"You never forget your first billion, and that's what I want every millionaire in this country to be able to say by the end of my term."

"People say I have no talent, but I do - I'm frightfully good at inheriting money."

'Look Pinocchio! I told you it's not all bad!'

"How often in life do you feel that your life has a purpose, that you're in the right place, at the right time, doing exactly the right thing?"