Prosperity Admirer Prints

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

When I make it, I like to see it.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'Sorry, Gav, but it takes more than a wet shirt to look like mr Darcy.'

'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'

'I guess it was time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

Cherub and old angel

Back in 20 mins

Grades of booze

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

Kid's a prodigy.

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

Race to the top

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

The Road Less Travelled.

The Rake's Progress - The young heir takes possession of the miser's effects.

"Well, to be perfectly honest, the dream of every gander is to marry a goose that lays golden eggs..."

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'Look Pinocchio! I told you it's not all bad!'

"How often in life do you feel that your life has a purpose, that you're in the right place, at the right time, doing exactly the right thing?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice grown rich, and sheriff of London.