Prospectus Perfectionist Gifts

"He died from eyestrain...read every prospectus they ever sent him."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I think you might need to start again."

D.I.Y

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Writer

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Poetry repairman

Perfection

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."