Proposal Pitcher Mugs

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Am I to understand that my proposal is greeted with some skepticism?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

So Close..

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you mind?"

I only have eyes for you

Sitting in a tree

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Marry me astronaut

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Serenading

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sinking with your heart

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Of course I'll marry you - who is the lucky man?"

Words of Love

Love knows no boundaries.

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.