Proposal Pitcher T-Shirts

'Here is my proposal for making our department more productive. The proposal contains my best cognitive distortions.'

"Am I to understand that my proposal is greeted with some skepticism?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

So Close..

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Right click for yes...

Bear Costume

Romantic Violinist.

I only have eyes for you

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Sitting in a tree

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Marry me astronaut

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Serenading

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Words of Love

Love knows no boundaries.

"Of course I'll marry you - who is the lucky man?"

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Sinking with your heart