Prophetic Visions Pillows

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Tiny Visions

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I'll have dessert first."

The Speculators

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

The End is Near.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

doom.com

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Metamorphosis is coming.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Down with canned laughter.

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'