Property Perusers Pillows

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Starter Homes

Dog Realtor

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"You've got termites."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

William and Real Estate

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."