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'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Propping up a profits chart.

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

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The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"They really expect a lot from us."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'