Propaganda Pillows

Man with a button on his head.

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

Spinochio

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Anonymous Donations

Running for Congress

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September