Propaganda Decoder Pillows

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Welcome to the future"

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Sportswasher's

The Real Russian history

Chinese History: Redwash

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Information vs. confusion

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Spinochio

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'There's nothing wrong with the sound, lady, it's a Party Political broadcast, that's all.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I've closed my eyes so that issue no longer exists. Move on to the next question news media folks."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Bad Influence of TV

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"