Propaganda Prints

Man with a button on his head.

'Spin Hour' in a political bar.

"Thanks, Mr. Zuckerberg!"

"Good boy."

"Welcome to the future"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Anonymous Donations

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Pollster

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

Freedom of Speech

Dark money donor

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'