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Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

Know your dog - The brain.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

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'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'