Proposal Master Pillows

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Genius

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."